(Think Twice About) Becoming An Exterminator -- Remix

(tape) "Dr. Granville considered his condition so serious
that he wanted him hospitalized immediately.
His body is still unclaimed, however I still have someone
watching the morgue, watching the morgue, watching the morgue."

I don't know if you can even comprehend what I'm about to say.
It's only because you've announced your expectations for employment.
I know it's getting hard out there but I think maybe you'll want to delay making your move.

So, take into regard your special condition -- your condition.
I don't know that you'll be able to fulfill this position.

I don't know if you want to become an exterminator
Because you could have one of those seizures at any time.
Yes, you could have one of those seizures at any time.

Go out late at night and you go down to someplace in town
And have a beer or two -- isn't that exciting?

I don't know if you want to become an exterminator
Because you could have one of those seizures at any time.
I don't know if you've given much thought to becoming an exterminator,
Because under your conditions you could have a seizure.
And under the most stressful occupational hazards that occur
You could very well have a seizure because you're an exterminator.
I don't know if you want to undergo that occupational hazard
And possibly become another outpatient.
And I don't know if you can even account for your symptoms
While you're out there getting those insects and rodents and other things out of peoples' houses.
And I don't know if you going to be that kind of a person anyways.
You may like insects and rodents, for one thing,
And you may have an allergy to the chemicals that are used in that particular operation.

Yes, you may have an allergy to the chemicals.
Yes, you may have an allergy to the chemicals.
You may have one of those seizures when you undergo an allergic reaction
And I don't know that that's what you want to get back
   when you're thinking that maybe you'll become an exterminator but you haven't made up your mind yet.
   Well, I'm here to tell you that maybe you'd better make up your mind in a different way
   because you may have one of those seizures at any time.

So, I don't know if you want to become an exterminator.
I don't know if you want to become an exterminator.
You may want to think twice about becoming an exterminator.
Yes, you may want to think twice about becoming an exterminator.
And you could have one of those seizures at any time.
Yes, you could have one of those seizures at any time.
Yes, you could have one of those seizures at any time.
And you could have an allergic reaction to the chemicals.
   (exterminator, exterminator)

I don't know if I've made any kind of impression on you
With my rather awkwardly put argument
Against your wanting to become an exterminator,
A caution against having...seizures...
And you could have an allergic reaction.
The money's not that important anyways, and besides,
The money's not that important anyways, and besides,
What about your health?
   (going to become an exterminator?)
   (become a top fashion model)